01 Mar Pro tips to maximize your yearly cash allocations for bitcoin buy-ins
Instead of spending $10k on groceries in a year, you can just buy Ramen noodles and use the remaining $9,900 to buy bitcoin.
Screw paying for internet every month, you can just pay the neighbor kid a one time fee of $20 to give you his parents Wi-Fi password.
Trade in that gas guzzler for a diesel car converted to run on vegetable oil then get a part-time job at a fast food joint and fuel your car with all that free, used, fryer oil.
Water bills are annoying, to cut back on water usage,
A. live like an Amish person and only shower once a week.
B. Only flush your toilet once a day.
C. Wear your outfits 2-3 times before washing them, (underpants and socks can be flipped inside out after wearing for a day or so) this will dramatically cut back on how often You have to do the laundry.
You and your bathroom will smell and your coworkers will avoid you, but think of all the bitcoin you can buy with the money you save!
Hair cuts and razor blades are a costly waste of money, from here on out every month is “no shave November”
If you follow steps 1-5 to completion congratulations! You now look, act, and smell like a bum and can now convincingly spend your free time at your local shopping center begging for spare change to buy more bitcoin with!!!!!
Just remember, your family may hate you now, but they’ll love you when you’re bitcoin rich 😎😎😎